{"id":1587,"date":"2020-03-06T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=1587"},"modified":"2020-08-10T11:07:21","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T15:07:21","slug":"navy-friday-funny-my-friend-jj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-my-friend-jj\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; My Friend, &#8220;JJ&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a petty officer in the United States Navy, one of the <em>less than glamorous duties<\/em> was to stand watch at the After brow when the ship was docked at port. That is, <em>unless<\/em> you had the dog watch: 0000 to 0400 (that&#8217;s 12:00 a.m. \u2018til 4:00 a.m. for you civilians). Things could sometimes get <em>interesting<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you might guess, sailors have a reputation for drinking and most bars around the port closed at 0200. And&#8230; it may take a <em>little <\/em>time for an inebriated sailor to get from the bar back to the ship. A little longer if there was an all-night restaurant along the way. Even longer if the restaurant menu had pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But, I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About three o\u2019clock early one morning while on watch, I spotted an obviously inebriated sailor walking up the After brow. He was swaying to and fro. As he got closer, I immediately recognized him as a friend of mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had nicknamed him &#8220;J.J.&#8221; because when in port, he always seemed to have a bottle of Jack Daniels in one pocket and a bottle of Jim Beam in the other. 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