{"id":1701,"date":"2020-03-27T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2020-08-10T10:46:44","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T14:46:44","slug":"navy-friday-funny-command-master-chief-selection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-command-master-chief-selection\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Command Master Chief Selection"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"color:#000033\" class=\"has-text-color has-background has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color wp-block-paragraph\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;<strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A young Navy Officer was in a car accident, but due to the heroics of another young officer the only permanent injury was to both ears, which subsequently were amputated. Since he wasn&#8217;t physically impaired, he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. He remained, however, very sensitive about his appearance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One day, the new Admiral was interviewing three Master Chiefs for the Command Master Chief position. The first Master Chief was a Surface warfare type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, \u201cDo you notice anything different about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Surface Warfare Master\nChief answered, \u201cWhy yes. I couldn&#8217;t help but notice you have no ears.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Admiral got very angry at\nthis lack of tack and threw him out of his office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The second interview was with\nan Aviation Master Chief and he was even better than the first Master Chief,\nwith a much better personnel file. At the end of the interview the Admiral\nasked him the same question, \u201cDo you notice anything different about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Aviation Master Chief replied, \u201cWell yes. You have no ears.\u201d The Admiral threw him out, also.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The third interview was with\na Submarine Master Chief. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to\nknow more than the other two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted\nthis guy, and went ahead with the same question, \u201cDo you notice anything\ndifferently about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To his surprise the Submarine\nMaster Chief said, \u201cYes. You wear contact lenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Admiral was impressed and\nthought to himself, what an incredibly observant Master Chief, and he didn&#8217;t\nmention my ears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd how do you know that?\u201d\nthe Admiral asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Submarine Master Chief replied, \u201cWell it&#8217;s pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. 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