{"id":1725,"date":"2020-04-03T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2020-08-10T10:46:05","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T14:46:05","slug":"navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"color:#000033\" class=\"has-text-color has-background has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color wp-block-paragraph\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;<strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the time the Navy Master Chief pulled into a quaint little sleepy town, every hotel room was taken. He stopped at one with a &#8220;No Vacancy&#8221; sign that flickered on and off and decided he&#8217;d take a chance. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou&#8217;ve got to have a room somewhere,&#8221; he pleaded to the night clerk, &#8220;or just a bed, I don&#8217;t care where.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant &#8211; a Marine Gunny,\u201d admitted the clerk. \u201cAnd, he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;d be worth it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo problem,\u201d the tired Chief assured him. \u201cI&#8217;ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning the Chief came down to breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow&#8217;d you sleep?\u201d asked the manager.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNever better.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The manager was impressed. \u201cNo problem with the other guy snoring?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNope, I shut him up in no time,\u201d said the Chief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow&#8217;d you manage that?\u201d asked the manager.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHe was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,\u201d the Chief explained. \u201cI went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, &#8216;Goodnight, beautiful,&#8217; and he sat up all night keeping an eye on me.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;Chief Petty Officer&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer<\/span><span class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[62,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-navy","content-layout-excerpt-thumb"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;Chief Petty Officer&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always... Read moreNavy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"A Veteran&#039;s Journey\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/andyadkinsiii\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/andyadkinsiii\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Andy Adkins\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@azadkinsiii\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@azadkinsiii\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Andy Adkins\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Andy Adkins\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a\"},\"headline\":\"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer\",\"datePublished\":\"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":302,\"commentCount\":2,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a\"},\"articleSection\":[\"Humor\",\"Navy\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/\",\"name\":\"Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"A Veteran's Journey\",\"description\":\"Life is a journey, one step followed by another...\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/azadkinsiii.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a\",\"name\":\"Andy Adkins\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Andy Adkins\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.azadkinsiii.com\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/andyadkinsiii\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.instagram.com\\\/azadkinsiii\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.linkedin.com\\\/in\\\/azadkinsiii\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.pinterest.com\\\/andy_adkins\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/azadkinsiii\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey","og_description":"Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;Chief Petty Officer&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always... Read moreNavy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer","og_url":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/","og_site_name":"A Veteran&#039;s Journey","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/andyadkinsiii\/","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/andyadkinsiii\/","article_published_time":"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00","article_modified_time":"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00","author":"Andy Adkins","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@azadkinsiii","twitter_site":"@azadkinsiii","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Andy Adkins","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/"},"author":{"name":"Andy Adkins","@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a"},"headline":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer","datePublished":"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00","dateModified":"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/"},"wordCount":302,"commentCount":2,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a"},"articleSection":["Humor","Navy"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/","url":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/","name":"Navy Friday Funny - Sleeping with a Snorer &#8212; A Veteran&#039;s Journey","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2020-04-03T20:00:00+00:00","dateModified":"2020-08-10T14:46:05+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-sleeping-with-a-snorer\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; Sleeping with a Snorer"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/","name":"A Veteran's Journey","description":"Life is a journey, one step followed by another...","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/3cbf38c3ae372859df51574b46563a4a","name":"Andy Adkins","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Andy Adkins"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5ec94c5a523b5357330f3e8d62f64b3f154b50811457531244ce436a7b9ed6c5?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.azadkinsiii.com","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/andyadkinsiii\/","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/azadkinsiii\/","https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/azadkinsiii\/","https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/andy_adkins\/","https:\/\/x.com\/azadkinsiii"]}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1729,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}