{"id":1735,"date":"2020-04-10T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2020-08-10T10:45:20","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T14:45:20","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-lighthouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-lighthouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Lighthouse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many years ago, a U.S. Navy battleship was heading toward a dangerous situation involving a potential battle. 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Everyone traveling in sea lanes passes to the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRadio back this message: \u2018<em>This is Captain Hubbard of the mighty United States Navy battleship, USS Missouri. Starboard Right, and Starboard Right now!<\/em>\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few minutes later, the OOD reported back to the Captain, \u201cMessage received, Sir. \u2018<em>We are a lighthouse. Your call.<\/em>\u2019&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago, a U.S. Navy battleship was heading toward a dangerous situation involving a potential battle. Everyone on the ship was tense and on edge. 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