{"id":2367,"date":"2020-08-07T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2020-08-10T09:39:59","modified_gmt":"2020-08-10T13:39:59","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-chief-the-ex-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-chief-the-ex-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Chief &#038; the Ex-wife"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"color:#000033\" class=\"has-text-color has-background has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color wp-block-paragraph\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the <strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong> serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader&#8211;emphasis being more on <strong>leadership<\/strong>. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy this <em><strong>Navy Friday Funny!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Navy Master Chief got married to his girlfriend, whom he&#8217;d only been dating for a few months. One morning, not too long after the wedding, the Chief was packing his uniforms, getting ready for an upcoming deployment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His wife stood in the doorway, watching with a frown on her face. Finally, she could no longer stand it and she started in on the Chief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou know&#8230; now that we are married, your obligations should be to me and not the Navy. We shouldn\u2019t have to put up with these separations. You should be home with me every night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI think it\u2019s time you got out of the Navy and accepted the responsibilities of a husband!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief glared at his wife and sarcastically replied, \u201cYou are starting to sound like my ex-wife.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEx-wife!\u201d she screamed. \u201cYou never told me you were married before.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief smugly replied, \u201cI wasn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader&#8211;emphasis being more on leadership. 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