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Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong> serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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After being home for a week following a nine-month overseas deployment, a Navy Chief Petty Officer went down to the base MP to report his wife was missing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday, supposedly to the base PX, and hasn\u2019t come home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: What is her height?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: Let me think\u2026 I\u2019m not sure. Maybe a little over five feet tall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: Weight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: I don\u2019t know. She\u2019s not slim, but she\u2019s not very fat, either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: What\u2019s the color of her eyes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: I really don\u2019t know. Dark, I think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: Do you know the color of her hair?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: She changes it a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: What was she wearing the last time you saw her?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: Coulda been a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t remember exactly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: What kind of car did she leave in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: She took my truck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: What kind of truck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chief: It was a brand new 2020 Ford F150 King Ranch 4×4 with eco-boost 5.0 liter V8 engine special ordered with manual 5-speed transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and \u201cCPO\u201d floor mats. It included a trailering package with a gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four internal power outlets. They added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. The wife put a small scratch on the driver\u2019s side door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At this point, the husband started choking up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MP: Don\u2019t worry, Chief. We\u2019ll find your truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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