{"id":3508,"date":"2021-02-26T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=3508"},"modified":"2021-02-25T09:31:14","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T14:31:14","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-chief-the-grog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-chief-the-grog\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Chief &#038; the Grog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the <strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong> serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A crusty old Chief Petty Officer stumbles into a bar in downtown San Diego on afternoon, and asks the bartender, \u201cDo you have any grog?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender replies, \u201cNo, I don\u2019t have any grog.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOkay,\u201d and the Chief leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next day, the same Chief walks into the same bar about the same time and again asks the bartender, \u201cDo you have any grog?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bartender again states, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t have any grog.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the Chief leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the third day, the Chief walks into the same bar and again asks the bartender, \u201cDo you have any grog?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where upon the bartender grumbles at the Chief, \u201cListen, Chief! You\u2019ve been coming in here every afternoon asking about grog, and every afternoon I\u2019ve been telling you, \u2018We have no grog!\u2019 Now, if you come in here one more time and ask about grog, I\u2019m going to nail your lips to this bar! You got that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief\u2019s expression didn\u2019t change. \u201cYes, I do,\u201d and he walks out the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Several days pass and the Chief shows up at the bar again. \u201cDo you have any nails?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, we don\u2019t have any nails,\u201d replied the bartender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThen, do you have any grog?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. 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