{"id":4216,"date":"2021-05-28T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-28T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=4216"},"modified":"2021-05-28T10:04:00","modified_gmt":"2021-05-28T14:04:00","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-retired-chief-and-the-first-grade-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-retired-chief-and-the-first-grade-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Principal and the First Grade Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"160\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=800%2C160&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Navy Friday Funny Logo v2\" class=\"wp-image-3816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=300%2C60&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=768%2C154&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the <strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong> serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A first grade teacher was having a little trouble with one of her students.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One day she asked Tommy what his problem was and he confidently replied with a smirk, \u201cI\u2019m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I\u2019m smarter than her, too!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher marched him up to the school office and explained the situation. The principal had previously spent 25 years in the Navy, most of which was as a Chief Petty Officer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He knew just how to deal with smart-alecky kids, much like the young sailors under his watch. He told her that he would give Tommy a test, and if he failed to answer even one question, he would have to return to the first grade and be quiet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher looked over at Tommy and both nodded in agreement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Principal: \u201cWhat is 3 times 3?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy quickly answered: \u201c9.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Principal: \u201c6 times 6?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy answered, again with no hesitation: \u201c36.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And so it went on like this\u2014the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he confided in the teacher, \u201cI see no reason Tommy can\u2019t go to the third grade. He answered all my questions correctly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The teacher wasn&#8217;t satisfied; the questions were too easy. She asked if it would be acceptable to ask a few more questions. The principal looked over at Tommy and both nodded in agreement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Teacher: \u201cWhat does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The principal wasn&#8217;t quite sure what kind of question that was, but he didn&#8217;t say anything. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy: \u201cLegs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Teacher: \u201cWhat do you have in your pants that I don\u2019t have?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The principal gasped out loud, but before he could stop him from answering, Tommy said, \u201cpockets.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Teacher: \u201cWhat starts with \u2018F\u2019 and ends with \u2018K\u2019 and means a lot of excitement?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy answered, again without hesitation: \u201cFiretruck.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and told the teacher, \u201cPromote Tommy to the <em>fifth<\/em> grade; I got the last four questions wrong myself.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"has-text-align-center has-vivid-red-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\">Get your&nbsp;<strong>FREE&nbsp;<\/strong>copy of my novel,&nbsp;<strong>NEVER FORGET<\/strong>&nbsp;(see below).<br>No obligations, nothing to fill out.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/never-forget\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/NeverForgetCover-AZA-NEWLabel.jpg?resize=67%2C101&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"NEVER FORGET Book Cover with &quot;New&quot; Label\" class=\"wp-image-3452\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\">Andy Adkins is a US Navy veteran (\u201973-77) and the author of several books. 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