{"id":6078,"date":"2022-07-29T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-29T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=6078"},"modified":"2022-07-29T22:56:42","modified_gmt":"2022-07-30T02:56:42","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-chiefs-missing-wife-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-chiefs-missing-wife-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Chief&#8217;s Missing Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"160\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=800%2C160&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Navy Friday Funny Logo v2\" class=\"wp-image-3816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=300%2C60&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=768%2C154&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;<strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny. An oldie, but a goodie!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After being home for a week following a nine-month overseas deployment, a Navy Chief Petty Officer went down to the base Master-at-Arms station to report his wife was missing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday, supposedly to the Base Navy Exchange, and hasn\u2019t come home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: What is her height?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: Let me think\u2026 I\u2019m not sure. Maybe a little over five feet tall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: Weight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: I don\u2019t know. She\u2019s not slim, but she\u2019s not very fat, either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: What\u2019s the color of her eyes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: I really don\u2019t know. Dark, I think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: Do you know the color of her hair?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: She changes it a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: What was she wearing the last time you saw her?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: Coulda been a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t remember exactly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: What kind of car did she leave in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: She took my truck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: What kind of truck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chief: It was a brand new 2020 Ford F150 King Ranch 4\u00d74 with eco-boost 5.0 liter V8 engine special ordered with manual 5-speed transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and \u201cCPO\u201d floor mats. It included a trailering package with a gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four internal power outlets. They added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. The wife put a small scratch on the driver\u2019s side door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At this point, the husband started choking up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MA: Don\u2019t worry, Chief. We\u2019ll find your truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;Chief Petty Officer&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. 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