{"id":6655,"date":"2023-05-12T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=6655"},"modified":"2023-05-12T07:47:15","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T11:47:15","slug":"navy-friday-funny-how-to-simulate-the-life-of-a-sailor-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-how-to-simulate-the-life-of-a-sailor-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; How to Simulate the Life of a Sailor, Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"160\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=800%2C160&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Navy Friday Funny Logo v2\" class=\"wp-image-3816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=300%2C60&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF_Logo_v2.jpg?resize=768%2C154&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So\u2026 you wanted to know what it\u2019s like being a sailor, living aboard a small floating city, and generally what it\u2019s like being at sea for months at a time. Well, here are a\u00a0<em>few\u00a0<\/em>(oh yeah, there are plenty more) suggestions, just in case you really wanted to try it. Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Place a podium at the end of your driveway. Have your family stand watches at the podium. Rotate at 4 hour intervals. This is best done when the weather is worst. January is a good time. Call it &#8220;Quarterdeck Watch&#8221;.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>When there is a thunderstorm in your area, get a wobbly rocking chair and sit in it. Rock as hard as you can until you become nauseous. Make sure to have a supply of stale crackers in your shirt pocket and a bucket so you can puke in it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Make coffee using eighteen scoops of budget-priced coffee grounds per pot. Allow the pot to simmer for 5 hours before drinking. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Have someone under the age of ten give you a haircut with sheep shears. 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