{"id":6747,"date":"2023-07-21T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/?p=6747"},"modified":"2023-07-21T16:22:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T20:22:25","slug":"navy-friday-funny-the-chief-at-costco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/navy-friday-funny-the-chief-at-costco\/","title":{"rendered":"Navy Friday Funny &#8211; The Chief at Costco"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF-Mug_2.jpg?resize=126%2C146&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Navy Friday Funny Coffee Mug - front\" class=\"wp-image-3752\" width=\"126\" height=\"146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF-Mug_2.jpg?w=476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/azadkinsiii.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/NFF-Mug_2.jpg?resize=258%2C300&amp;ssl=1 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 126px) 100vw, 126px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\">Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the&nbsp;<strong><em>Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp;serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A retired Navy Chief Petty Officer was shopping at his local COSTCO in Jacksonville. His main purchase was a large bag of Purina dog chow for his loyal German Shepherd dog, Jake. He was patiently standing in the check-out line when a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, because he was retired and didn\u2019t care for small talk, especially such an obvious question as that, he said, \u201cNo ma\u2019am. I don\u2019t have a dog. I\u2019m starting the Purina Diet again.\u201d He went on to add that he probably shouldn&#8217;t, because he ended up in the hospital last time he was on it. But he\u2019d lost 50 pounds before waking up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was shocked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief then went on to tell her that it was essentially a perfect diet. \u201cThe way that it works is, first load up your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets, then simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well, and I decided I\u2019d try it again, since I\u2019d put on a few extra pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Practically everyone in line was now enthralled with the Chief\u2019s story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Horrified, the lady asked if he ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Chief replied without blinking an eye, &#8220;No, ma\u2019am. I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The guy behind her was close to having a heart attack because he was laughing so hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The moral of the story<\/strong>\u2026 Better watch what you ask retired Navy Chief Petty Officers. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-text-color has-background wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"color:#000030\"><strong>Andy Adkins<\/strong>&nbsp;is a US Navy veteran (\u201973-77) and the author of several books, including&nbsp;<strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.azadkinsiii.com\/book_closer.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">You Can\u2019t Get Much Closer Than This-Combat with the 80th \u201cBlue Ridge\u201d Division in World War II Europe<\/a><\/em><\/strong>, published by Casemate Publishers (2005) and selected as the Book of the Month for the Military Book Club. 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