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Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer<\/em><\/strong> serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apologies to George Carlin\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Life is so unfair\u2026 I mean, after all the BS you go through in a tough life, it ends in\u2026 death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want to live my next life backwards, starting with\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My death \u2013 let\u2019s get that out of the way first. When I die, don\u2019t bury me, heavens no. Put me on Cat #3 and launch my sorry ass out into Davy Jones\u2019 locker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then, working backwards, I\u2019m in a Veteran Nursing Home, initially too old to wander down to the Goat Locker, but every day, I\u2019m getting younger and can pass all the older codgers on my way to\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve been kicked out of the Veteran\u2019s Home because I\u2019m too healthy and while I think I\u2019m in retirement and collecting my pension, life is too fast, going backward. I\u2019m in San Diego, overlooking the Coronado Bay Bridge and watching as my carriers come and go\u2026 like clockwork.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then, I\u2019m watching my retirement, but instead of thanking me for all my solid, mostly<\/em> sober, years in the United States Navy, I\u2019m being promoted to E-9, Master Chief Petty Officer\u2026 again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, I\u2019m back in the Navy, my first day as a CPO. My arms still hurt from the other CPOs punching my new, soon-to-be-bent, CPO anchor in my arm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But wait, I\u2019m a\u2026 WHAT\u2026 a Second Class Petty Officer, an ABH2. WTF? How did I get to be such a low-life? Oh wait\u2026 I\u2019m living my life backwards. This isn\u2019t so bad, I\u2019m on my third Westpac. Yahoo, PI\u2026 here I come!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Holy crap, I\u2019m back in high school. A socially, inept, smart-as-a-whip nerd. The girls crawl all over the guy next to me without batting an eye. But hey, high school is where I learn to drink beer under Friday Night Lights. This isn\u2019t so bad and maybe, just maybe, I\u2019ll grow up to be an Airdale\u2026 a Master Chief Airdale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wait. I\u2019m back in elementary school and chasing girls all over the playground. I\u2019m really fast, too, but they\u2019re faster so I never catch any of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then, I\u2019m a baby\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then, I\u2019m suspended, floating peacefully in a spa-like condition, central heating, room service on-tap and then\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I finish my life backwards with an\u2026 orgasm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\"Andy<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Andy Adkins is a US Navy veteran<\/strong> (\u201973-77) and the author of several books (www.azadkinsiii.com<\/a>), many of which are free downloads (PDF, eBook format). He is currently retired and lives in Gainesville, Florida with his wife and life-long soulmate, Becky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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