ANDY ADKINS
Navy "Falcon Codes"
The reader may find two of the languages offensive.
I do not know who created these, but the idea of the Falcon Codes was to provide a short cut of "thoughts" that you could not say over radio frequencies. Most of them were vulgar and since you would get your ass chewed out if you muttered "Beats the shit out of me" or "You must have shit for brains," you would instead say Falcon 103 or Falcon 173. They were apparently first used in the sixties but as time moved on, Falcon Codes were used less and less.
- 100 - Congratulations, You Fucked Up.
- 101 - You've Got To Be Shitting Me.
- 102 - Get Off My Fucking Back.
- 103 - Beats the Shit Out Of Me.
- 104 - What the Fuck, Over?
- 105 - It's So Fucking Bad, I Can't Believe It.
- 106 - I Hate This Fucking Place.
- 107 - This Place Really Sucks.
- 108 - Fuck You Very Much.
- 109 - Beautiful, Just Fucking Beautiful.
- 110 - That Goddamned O'Club.
- 111 - You Piss Me Off.
- 112 - Let Me Talk To That Sonofabitch.
- 113 - Big Fucking Deal.
- 114 - Get Your Shit Straight.
- 115 - You Bet Your Sweet Ass.
- 116 - S H O R T. Fuck It.
- 117 - That's a Fucking No-No.
- 118 - A Hell of a Good Deal.
- 119 - Shit Hot.
- 120 - If CAG Saw That, He'd Shit.
- 121 - That Pussy Is Really Sweet.
- 122 - And Then the Shit Hit the Fan.
- 123 - You Obviously Have Me Confused With Someone Who Gives A Shit.
- 124 - I Hate This Fucking Place So Much I Could Shit.
- 125 - I Think I'm Going to Puke.
- 126 - Give a Shit, Just Give a Shit.
- 127 - I've Got an Old Rusty Load.
- 128 - I Could Just Shit.
- 129 - Roger That.
- 130 - I Can't Help You - I Wasn't There.
- 131 - What CAG Means Is ......
- 132 - Here Comes Another Fucking CAG Ops Brainstorm.
- 133 - (WETSU) We Eat This Shit Up.
- 134 - Those Shit Heads Fucked Up Again.
- 135 - I Just Blew It.
- 136 - I'll Be Right Back, You Lucky Bastard.
- 137 - The Fucking Maid Woke Me Up.
- 138 - The Fucking Maid Didn't Wake Me Up.
- 139 - Your Shit is Weak.
- 140 - You Horny Fucker.
- 141 - You Piece of Shit.
- 142 - Fuck You-A Strong Letter Follows.
- 143 - There's No Goddamn Mail Again Today.
- 144 - Adios, Motherfucker.
- 145 - You Ask For One More Low Pass; You Won't Get Launched For a Fucking Week.
- 146 - You May Not Have Any Fucking Fuel.
- 147 - My Fucking Bladder Hurts.
- 148 - I Have a Fucking Bladder Over-Pressure Light On.
- 149 - Everybody Needs a Fucking Hobby.
- 150 - Happiness Is a Warm Pussy.
- 151 - You Eat Shit, Chase Rabbits, and Bark At The Moon.
- 152 - Balls of Fire.
- 153 - Get Your Ass in Gear.
- 154 - That Motherfucker in CIC is Dreaming Again.
- 155 - The Fucking Helos are All Fucked Up Again.
- 156 - While You Were Gone, the Whole World Turned to Shit.
- 157 - You May Not Like the Fucking Staff, But the Fucking Staff Likes You.
- 158 - Fly the Fucking Ball.
- 159 - Get Your Head Out of Your Ass.
- 160 - Get Fucked.
- 161 - Snake Shit.
- 162 - Don't Rock the Fucking Boat.
- 163 - Everything I Touch Turns to Shit.
- 164 - You Just Stepped on Your Dick.
- 165 - Fuck It - Just Fuck It.
- 166 - If You Say "I Don't Know" One More Time, I'm Going to Cram a Sonobuoy Up Your Ass.
- 167 - Hang It in Your Fucking Ear.
- 168 - I Love You So Fucking Much, I Could Shit.
- 169 - I Love the Fucking Navy and the Navy Loves Fucking Me.
- 170 - Shit House Mouse.
- 171 - Show Us Your Tits.
- 172 - Fuck You and the Horse You Rode in On.
- 173 - You Must Have Shit For Brains.
- 174 - Would You Like a Kick in the Ass to Get You Airborne?
- 175 - What Does It Take to Get a Clearance Out of This Fucking Place?
- 176 - Just Fly the Bus and Leave the ASW to Us.
- 177 - You Are So Fucking Stupid, You're a Menace to Society.
- 178 - This Bastard Has More Downing Gripes on It Than the USS Arizona.
- 179 - Comments and Recommendations, My Ass.
- 180 - Just Out of Curiosity NAV, Where The Fuck Are We?
- 181 - Those Fucking CVA Pukes.
- 182 - If I Hear the Fucking Words "CV Concept" Again, I'm Going to Shit.
- 183 - That Fucker Runs Like a Well Oiled Machine.
- 184 - Those Fucking ASW Pukes.
- 185 - If I Called For Shit, You Would Come Sliding in on a Shovel.
- 186 - There's Hate in My Heart and Bile in My Blood.
- 187 - Either Shit or Get off the Pot.
- 188 - Cool It, The Chaplain is Here.
- 189 - Isn't This Shit Ever Going to End.
- 190 - I Think I've Fallen in Love With My Hand.
- 191 - How About Getting This Fucking Shit Straightened Out.
- 192 - Bite My Ass.
- 193 - Why Don't You Tell It to Someone Who Gives a Shit.
- 194 - If You Think I'm Shitting You, Try It.
- 195 - You've Got a Lot of Fucking Balls.
- 196 - Who's the Fucking Cunt at The End of the Bar.
- 197 - Same to You, Fella.
- 198 - I Just Got Fucked.
- 199 - Merry Fucking Christmas.
- 200 - Happy Fucking New Year.
- 201 - If You Can't Take a Fucking Joke, You Shouldn't Oughta Suited Up.