Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.
Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!
The Master Chief noticed a new Seaman one day and barked at him to come into his office.
“What is your name, Sailor?” was the first thing the Master Chief asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy quickly replied.
The Master Chief scowled.
“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart, liberal, pansy stuff they’re teaching sailors in boot camp today, but I don’t call anyone by their first name–ever!”
“It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my Sailors by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – that’s all.”
“I am to be referred to only as ‘Master Chief’.”
“Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes, Master Chief!”
“Good! Now that we got that straight… what is your last name?”
The new seaman sighed.
“Darling. My name is John Darling, Master Chief!”
“Okay, John. The next thing I want to tell you is…”