Enjoy this week’s Navy Friday Funny!
An Air Force pilot, an Army helicopter pilot, and a Navy pilot all die on Christmas Eve and arrive together at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter says, “In view of this glorious holiday, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas.”
The Air Force pilot quickly steps forward and pulls a lighter from his pocket, lights it, and responds, “This is a candle.” Saint Peter nods and allows him to enter.
The Army pilot thinks for a moment, then removes keys from his pocket, shakes them, and responds, “These are bells.” Saint Peter nods and allows her to enter.
The Navy pilot starts to sweat bullets as he rifles through his flight suit pockets. Finally, with a relieved grin, he pulls out a pair of women’s skivvies from his flight jacket and proudly holds them out for all to see.
Saint Peter frowns, shakes his head, and asks, “What could a pair of women’s undergarments possibly have to do with Christmas?”
The Navy pilot smiles and proudly states, “These are Carol’s.”
… And now you know how Navy pilots manage to find their way into Heaven.
Andy Adkins is a US Navy veteran (’73-77) and the author of several books, including You Can’t Get Much Closer Than This-Combat with the 80th “Blue Ridge” Division in World War II Europe, published by Casemate Publishers (2005) and selected as the Book of the Month for the Military Book Club. His newest novel, NEVER FORGET, is the story of A Vietnam Veteran’s Journey for Redemption & Forgiveness; NEVER FORGET is offered as a FREE (PDF, eBook format) download. Adkins also writes a weekly blog, “A Veteran’s Journey.”
Oh! That’s a good one!!!