Navy Friday Funny – The Admirals & the Master Chief

Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!


Three men were sitting stiffly side-by-side on a long commercial flight.

After they became airborne and the plane had leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly said, distinctly and confidently, in a low voice, “Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons.”

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat stated through a tightlipped smile, “Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both judges.”

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat introduced himself.

With a twinkle in his eye and a smug smile, he loudly proclaimed, “Master Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.”