Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.
Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny!
A Navy Master Chief and an Admiral died on the same day and both went to heaven.
When they got to heaven, Saint Peter met them at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome, gentlemen. Let me show you to you new quarters here in Heaven.”
The Admiral asked with a smirk, “Mind if I see my new home first? After all, I was an Admiral.” Saint Peter replied, “Sure,” and off the three of them went.
When they arrived at the Admiral’s new home, they saw that it was a beautiful condo in a gated community with a swimming pool and a tennis court the Admiral could use.
The Admiral was very pleased with his new condo.
Saint Peter said, “Come on, Master Chief. I’ll show you where you are going to live here in heaven.”
The Admiral said he would like to tag along because he hadn’t seen a lot of heaven yet. So off the three of them went to see the Master Chief’s new home.
When they arrived at a huge hill, they pulled up the drive and into a massive mansion.
Saint Peter said, “Here you go, Master Chief, this is your new home. It has a private pool, six bedrooms, a tennis court, and a private gym. This heavenly home has anything and everything you could possibly want.”
While the Master Chief was surveying his new home, the Admiral pulled Saint Peter to the side.
“I don’t understand why the Chief’s home is so big and mine is only a condo. Down on earth, I was an Admiral and he was only a Master Chief.”
Saint Peter replied, “Admiral, you don’t understand. You see, we get a lot of Admirals here in heaven. But rarely do we see a Navy Master Chief!”