Enjoy this week’s Navy Friday Funny!
My Boot Camp Company Commander Taught Me:
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. We just finished cleaning the barracks and don’t want to fail another inspection.”
RELIGION: “You better pray that blood will come out of your utilities.”
TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t get your crap together, I’m going to knock you back a week.”
LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why!”
MORE LOGIC: “If you fall off that rope ladder again and break your neck, you’re not going to graduate boot camp.”
FORESIGHT: “Make sure you change your skivvies every day, in case you’re in an accident.”
IRONY: “Keep bitchin’ and I’ll give you something to bitch about.”
THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS: “Shut your pie hole and choke your SOS down.”
CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your summer whites?”
STAMINA: “You’ll sit there until that metal tray full of SOS is gone.”
FINAL WORD: “When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.”
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Sounds reasonable to me. One of my chiefs used to tell me, “You know, Mr. Wynn, if we haven’t pissed off someone today we haven’t done our job properly.”
I should add that one to the list.