The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers.
While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be ‘out-of-bounds’ for all males.
“Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.”
And the Admiral continued, “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.
“Are there any questions?”
At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to the carrier stood up in the crowd and inquired: “How much for a season pass, Admiral?”
God bless the United States Marine Corps.