Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.
Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny. An oldie but a goodie.
Three men are sitting stiffly, side-by-side on a long commercial flight.
After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently in a low voice, “Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons.”
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tightlipped smile, “Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both judges.”
After some thought and a quick glance at the men on both sides of him, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself.
With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, “Master Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.”
God bless the United States Chief Petty Officer.
Andy Adkins is a US Navy veteran (’73-77) and the author of several books. His newest novel, NEVER FORGET, is the story of A Vietnam Veteran’s Journey for Redemption & Forgiveness. NEVER FORGET is FREE (eBook, PDF) for all veterans. Download your FREE copy HERE.
Command Master Chief, US Navy retired after 28 years. Married, Dad, Papaw, shipmate, neighbor and friend. Oh, I’m also a Christian.
Wow… 28 years and a Command Master Chief. I bet you’ve got some great stories and memories. Thank you for your service, your leadership, and your faith.