Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.
Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny. An oldie but a goodie.
An old, blind Navy Chief Petty Officer wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jim Beam.
After sitting there for a bit, he yells out to the bartender, “Hey, Jack. You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things.
“One, the bartender is a blonde girl and wields a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.
“Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl.
“Three, I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
“Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
“And five, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously. Do you really wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind Navy Chief thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Hahahaha!