Navy Friday Funny – The Blind Navy Chief

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Each military branch of the United States has its own cultures, language, and traditions. In the Navy, the Chief Petty Officer serves a dual role as both a technical expert and as a leader; emphasis being more on leadership. There is always a sense of humor that comes from this culture. For the Navy, I find the more ingenious humor typically involves a CPO.

Enjoy this Navy Friday Funny. An oldie but a goodie.


An old, blind Navy Chief Petty Officer wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jim Beam.

After sitting there for a bit, he yells out to the bartender, “Hey, Jack. You wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things.

“One, the bartender is a blonde girl and wields a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.

“Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl.

“Three, I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

“Four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

“And five, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

“Now, think about it seriously. Do you really wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind Navy Chief thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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