Robert, a new retiree-greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, or 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, very tidy, always clean-shaven, sharp-minded with a quick wit, and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrated their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
One day, the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Robert, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic and you do a bang-up job when you finally get here, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
Robert responded with a, “Yes sir, I know, and I’m working on it.”
“Well good,” replied the boss with a “can-do” attitude. “You are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.”
“Yes sir, I understand your concern and I’ll try harder.”
Puzzled, the manager commented. “It is odd, though, you coming in late. I know you’re retired from the military. What did they say to you at your last post if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?”
The old man looked down at the floor, then at the manager with a quirky smile.
He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, “They usually stood and saluted and said, ‘Good morning, Captain. It’s another fine day in the Navy. Can I get your coffee, sir?’”
Andy Adkins is a US Navy veteran (’73-77) and the author of several books. His newest novel, NEVER FORGET, is the story of A Vietnam Veteran’s Journey for Redemption & Forgiveness. NEVER FORGET is FREE (eBook, PDF) for all veterans. Download your FREE copy HERE.
I have heard this before. The difference is it was Admiral not Captain.